Nicole
Historic QUFC entrant
Established during peak 2020 boredom
The noble art of looking terrible.
A Martin family tradition built on creativity, comedy, unnecessary neck muscles, and the pursuit of one truly unforgettable face.
Contest status
Voting is currently closed.
The 2020 glory remains preserved for historical and facial-expression research purposes.
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Past entries
Meet the faces.
Before. After. Regret. These are some of the original entries that helped turn a family joke into a fully unnecessary institution.
Kyle
Contest GM / willing participant
Ellen
Historic QUFC entrant
How it began
Sibling torment became a tradition.
For years, the Martin siblings made horrifying faces at one another for no particularly good reason. One Christmas Eve, Nicole turned the chaos into an actual contest: submit one face, vote for the ugliest, and immortalize the winner.
Then 2020 arrived. Quarantine created the perfect conditions for the competition to return with a website and an unnecessarily official name: The Quarantine Ugly Face Contest.
Read the full historyThe process
Three highly scientific steps.
Make the face
No props, no Photoshop. Just you, your face, and questionable muscular decisions.
Study the rubric
Realism. Creativity. Humor. Pure ugliness. Excellence requires standards.
Cast three votes
Spread them around or go all-in on one contender. Just don't vote for yourself.
Need inspiration?
Random Ugly-Face Challenge
Maximum neck. Mouth configuration: questionable. Difficulty: 8/10.
A note about “ugly”
Ridiculous faces, not real appearances.
Everyone here is voluntarily trying to make the most outrageous face possible. QUFC is about creativity, comedy, and family competition—not judging anyone's normal appearance.
There's more in the basement
The QUFC Arcade lives.
The old archive contains Hangman, a maze game, Pac-Man, Mario Kart experiments, and at least one page you are definitely not supposed to find.
Visit the Arcade →